These are some of the incredible shots taken by @mrbattle for our wedding, it’s amazing to see what it actually looked like because the day was so crazy, also my suit from @lordwillys is the best purchase I’ve made since my house boy Gharkon
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Good group to slam a bunch of t bones and lamb balls into your holes with.
Our waiter Sharp was the best damn waiter I’ve ever met
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Excited to perform in Austin but also look at the power of my Yukon
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Banksy in Waco we love to tour
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Johnny Cash shat in this toilet. Now two legends have shat in this toilet
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I left our tour to come home to vote with my family today. Why? Because my beautiful wife made me. Also because unfortunately if you don’t vote you are agreeing with many politicians view that we do not matter. We can vote to tell politicians to go fuck themselves. I did this out of pure spite and hope we can arrive at a better world where I am a benevolent despot who listens to his subjects. I’ll be kind and fair. Trust me. Hail Satan!
Trollville our work of love and hate is now up and available for rental in the link in my bio. Stay tuned for more announcements as I will be live and talking to YOU PEOPLE on Instagram throughout the week to see how people are liking our precious child. And hopefully to be trolled mercilessly until I am nothing but a skeleton. Hail Satan and have fun scrolling #trollville